Friday, October 26, 2007'♥
"being a kid doesn't hurt, right? :D"
Psychoanalyze yourself! Don't read ahead, just answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means at the end.(No cheating!)
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
a special somebody
2.You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
uhh.. a hungry cheetah
3.What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
i feed it??
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. How big is it?
big, beautiful, elegant and NICE
5.Is your dream house surrounded by a fence
no.. it makes me feel isolated???
6.You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
flowers...a tablecloth, chairs, CHOCOLATE and Food and somebody (:
7.You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
a glass cup
8.What do you do with the cup?
use it..
9.You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself at: (what type of water)
.....uhh... a lake .. sparkly water.. :P
10.How will you cross the water?
errr. swim across it?? duhh
ANSWERS:
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.
oo .. no thats not true.. god is the most important..-.-'
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
hmm a cheetah.. makes sense
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
HAHAA i FEED IT :P
4.The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
oo not bad :P
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
YAY!!! :P
6.If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
i'm a HAPPY person! (:
7.The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
uhh.. so ... glass??
8.What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
(: I USED IT..is that good?
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
uhhh... a lake?? thats.. not very big right.. what is the defination of sexual desire?? a hug??
10.The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be
hmm... so.. swimming???
LOL this is a COOL thing i found on joannah's blog
anyway heres another S.H.I.T. Thing that i found on vicki's blog
its' VICKI COPYRIGHTED
Memo to all students:
To: All Students!
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in>DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail>to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION ( M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.).
Thank You for your time.Sincerely,The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching. (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)
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LOL
xoxo, elisabeth
